Salty Kermit

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.

I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.

by MsuButters November 25, 2014

Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018

Kermit

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?

by Zaniel December 20, 2017

Kermatitus

The disease of the green frog, based on Kermit the frog from The Muppets. Note: This disease does NOT make the victim as cool as Kermit, it just makes them look and talk like him.

This rare infection causes one to kick orphans, kill dreams and stop the intake of childrens' breakfasts.

Kermatitus Infected Person: Put down that muffin!

Student: You are going to prevent the intake of my nutrition? Do you realize how-

Kermatitus: *Chugs bag of sugar* SHUT UP. *Continues chugging bag of sugar*

by everybodyhateskris January 22, 2011

Sad Kermit

The most influential of all musicians. He's so real it's unreal. Sad Kermit was dumped by piggy and as a result he became very depressed and started to spiral into a world of depression, heroin, alcohol, and self harm. This depression influenced him to start covering other songs that are known to be sad. He covers Elliott Smith's Twilight and Needle and the Hay, Nine Inch Nails Hurt, and Hallelujah.

Dude I feel so sad and Sad Kermit get's me through everything, I love you Sad Kermit Stay in there man!!!

by VaYnE FTW January 7, 2010

Kerianne

The best person you will ever meet. If you are her friend, then you already know how lucky you are to know her. She can light up anyone's world with even just a hint of her smile, and meeting her eyes makes you want to melt. You can't talk to her without being overwhelmed by emotion, and whenever she isn't near you, you feel like something's missing. Everyone who has common sense loves her, while those without it are jealous and they don't know why. A girl who if you meet, you will fall in love with.

I was walking in the hall the other day and Kerianne said hi to me, and my stomach has been full of butterflies ever since.

by phat plat February 24, 2013

Doing Kermit

The action of getting high by licking toads/frogs covered with hallucinogenic chemicals

"Toad licking" is also known as: "lilly-padding", "frenching the prince", and "doing kermit"

by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005