Kepler

The hottest mf on the planet they are daddy i would gladly suck there cock

Wow theres a kepler over there!
*drools*

by F^(km3D4dDy May 27, 2022

Kepler

A really sweet Asian guy that has really big abs. He's not an open book so to know about him you have to be pretty close. At first he may seem hostile but as your relationship strengthens, you two are tied for life. Kepler is one of those people that make up for their mistakes in ways that can never be repayed. If you meet a Kepler, don't take your friendship for granted. In a relationship, take it slow. Don't play Kepler he will never trust you. He is the type of person you can always trust and although sometime he may be a pain, as much as you want him out of your life, you can't stand to he without him. They are usually Bronies.

Sandy: hey how's you and Kepler doin?!

Roxy: FABULOUS we made out while watching My Little Pony!

Sandy: oh god no

by Bob Crapo January 11, 2014

kepera

A beautiful girl that has a wonderful heart but if you get her on her wrong side she won't take any of your shit, she is helpful and has a comedian inside her, she loves to make people laugh and to feel good, she is both nice and fierce, it's usually an African name and the Africa meaning means she is mine or she is the key to happiness.

Olivia: "who's that beautiful girl so unique and Goeurges"

Emma: "That's Kepera I know someone so unique and pretty and she will make you laugh for days"

by I know all name meanings January 3, 2018

Kepler'd

street word for violent anal rape

dude 1:dude,my girlfriends in the police station right now after she got buttraped?
dude 2: oh you mean she got kepler'd
dude 1:*proceeds to beat dude 2 to death*

by kaiserboohater September 28, 2021

kepler

easygoing, talkative, having japanese mind in his heart, but actually he's Australian
His Japanese ability is way toooo high
sometimes better than Japanese

He's kepler(adjective)
A person who looks Australian but really is Japanese. He just doesn't make sence...

by unknown user in JP November 22, 2021

Kephera

Kephera: Kemetic god of creation. Brilliant idea maker. Celestial being and visual deity of painting pictures with any medium such as words, paint, wood, pencils, paper, you name it.

Kephera really is the bomb. Huh?

by Supreme 777 November 23, 2021

Kepler

People named Kepler are known to have enormously elongated humongous chonkaronkaroolike testicles.

Oh your name is Kepler, doesn't that mean that you have enormously elongated humongous chonkaronkaroolike testicles?

by KepIsEpic April 24, 2022