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A term used to describe someone of carrot-coloured hair, a slightly out of proportioned nose, and an ego the size of a small European country who have the ability to place the word 'mate' wherever necessary to further their lad status amongst their (supposed) worthless peers in the face of a Kellymate.
When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.
Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.
When not playing or talking about rugby, getting leshed (sic) or attaching the air pump to the valve in their head, Kellymates are asleep, although in their dreams they aspire to be ever greater.
Sadly for Kellymates, such plans are thwarted by reality.
Kellymates are often found in the vicinity of a pub pulling a TC ( tactical chunder ) or on the rugby field shouting orders in a self-presumed captain's position or in various facebook photo uploads holding a cheeky pint in one hand, and an equally cheeky cigarette in the other.
Uberlad #1 : Mate, that's Kellymate coming over
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.
Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?
Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.
Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.
Uberlad #2 : Mate, I know. Is that a rugby ball in his hand?
Uberlad #3 : Oh no, he's looking at his blackberry mate, he's going to tell us about his messy noight last weekend.
Kellymate: ALRIGHT MATE? UP FOR A MESSY LESH SESH ON FRIDAY NOIGHT?
Others : Your banter is shit.
Kellymate : NO MATE, MY BANTER IS JUST TOO SICK MATE.
Omniscient voice of truth: Kellymate's banter is shit.
by Ledmiraaal April 11, 2010
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Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.
Cat porn is huge indicator of a kellyman, as well as a web browsing history featuring LOLcatz or someother cat orientated joke site.
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Get the kellyse mug.Deffinetly the hardest sex position known to man. If one were to attempt the Kellisa during intercourse they would be known as a hero amongst their piers. A man (or women) who pull off this impossible feat could deffinetly knock Obama out of the presidents seat. This indivudual will be a role model for children amongst the likes of spiderman, batman, or superman. If this man was to live way back when HE WOULD BE A GREEK GOD (or godess of course.)
John - Ya man i totally pulled off a kellisa on that 1 chick the other night.
Bob - WOW A KELLISA NO WAY those are so hard to get into.
Bob - I tried a Kellisa on my gf and she laughed at me.
John - hahahah Kellisa's r only for the sex pros.
Bob - I thought I had it executed but the sex gods weren't with me that night.
John - Damnnn well tell your gf I sucessfully pulled off a Kelisa so if she needs it give me a shout!
Bob - WOW A KELLISA NO WAY those are so hard to get into.
Bob - I tried a Kellisa on my gf and she laughed at me.
John - hahahah Kellisa's r only for the sex pros.
Bob - I thought I had it executed but the sex gods weren't with me that night.
John - Damnnn well tell your gf I sucessfully pulled off a Kelisa so if she needs it give me a shout!
by samuelthepanda1441 June 27, 2009
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Michelle: My best friend is SO amazing
Jealous person: Must be a Kellyanne
Michelle: Of course, what other possible name could she have?
Jealous person: Must be a Kellyanne
Michelle: Of course, what other possible name could she have?
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