Kelan is a very sexy dude that fucks your mom and sister at the same time while they finger each other. Kelan also is the hottest guy in school and every girl wants him. He has a 20-inch slog that is fat as shit. Every girl always asks Kelan to come over to their house for a "study session" but ends up doing the devil tengo. Kelan can bench press 600 pounds and can squat 700 pounds, and deadlift 1000 pounds.
Guy 1: Bro this kid Kelan stole my girlfriend and banged her, my mom, and my sister at the same time. I'm scared to confront him because he's huge.
Guy 2: Bro same, I heard he beat 7 guys' asses in a 7v1 in a fight. I also heard that his leg presses 1500 pounds.
Guy 1: let's try to become friends with him so he can beat up people for us because I'm afraid that he will beat my ass if I confront him
Guy 2: let's try that.
Guy 2: Bro same, I heard he beat 7 guys' asses in a 7v1 in a fight. I also heard that his leg presses 1500 pounds.
Guy 1: let's try to become friends with him so he can beat up people for us because I'm afraid that he will beat my ass if I confront him
Guy 2: let's try that.
by mypenis_ishuge March 03, 2022
The cutest couple you will ever know. The only couple strong enough to get through every possible negative thing that hits them. What you wish you were.
by Heyhiiii March 08, 2019