Kelanity

The cutest couple you will ever know. The only couple strong enough to get through every possible negative thing that hits them. What you wish you were.

I wish my relationship was as strong and fun as kelanity

by Heyhiiii March 8, 2019

Kelan

Has very strong with very big muscles and will knock you out with his finger. When he comes over to your house he will be in your mom's bedroom banging your mom, sister, girlfriend, grandmom, and step-sister, and watch them finger each other like Docter Johnny Sin. Kelan can lift 10 cargo ships with one finger while fishing for a megalodon. If you mess with Kelan he will bang all the girls in your family besides your dog. Kelan is also a Quadrillionair because of his very big muscles. Kelan is in a 100v1 and still wins. He has a very big dick that's Bigger than the Eiffel tower. Every guy in the world has heard of Kelan because he has banged every girl in their family.

Guy1: No one can stand up to kelan because of how big he is.

Guy2: NO shit sherlock he lifts 10 cargo ships with 1 finger

Guy1: Bro shut the fuck up this is why he banged your girlfriend

Guy2: He also bamged your to and your mom.

by mypenis_ishuge March 3, 2022