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Kippered

When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.
"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."
by MoneyGString May 7, 2017
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keiper

A slang expression in the California Bay Area used to express frustration.
Keiper, you made me spill my drink!
by Dang Den March 18, 2009
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Dirty Kipper

A colonial era cocktail believed to have been first made at Jessop’s Tavern in Old New Castle and served to Founding Father Caesar Rodney. It was originally made with Madeira and salted kipper. Today, Dirty Kippers are typically made with kipper (or any variety of salted fish) with tequila.
Rum and Coke is fine, but what I could really go for is a Dirty Kipper!
by Certified Mixologist January 13, 2019
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kippers

Acronym for Kids In Parents' Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings.

Used to describe young(ish) people who should have moved out of the parental home but have refused to give up the easy lifestyle and perks that this entails. As a result this costs the parents in money and time.
Dude, you're 27, do you still live with your Mom?

Yeah, so does my bro. We got it sweet, we're kippers!
by veeds1 September 8, 2009
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kippen

A person who does what they want, regardless of the very rules they set forth. Usually giving zero fucks.
Boy, Kippen just added Alex to our Facebook group. Are you. Fucking serious?
by P Hoag August 16, 2017
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Kipper

A British children's show featuring two dogs, two pigs, a toad and some other animals who talk with fancy accents.
My little brother was watching Kipper the other day, brought back some good memories.
by EnvyEskridge September 3, 2012
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Kipped

To cut something (usually a marathon course) short
I took a look into his marathon times, and when he sped up from 7 minutes per mile in the first half of the race to 5 minutes per mile for the second half of the race, it was very clear he kipped the course. The race director did disqualify.
by Phoenix Simon November 16, 2016
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