Its how you smuggle things into prison. By putting things in your ass
Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..
Usually with use of plastic bags and lots of lube..
by NSCSD_suxx March 21, 2009
Storing (usually illicit) items inside your rectal cavity in order to get them through airport security.
by meesterkeester December 30, 2010
a variety of meat that's butchered exclusively in the merrimack valley originating from the zebra species native to the intersection of butt hinge road and knob hill drive in chelmsford, ma. boston butt refers to pork shoulder whereas chelmsford keester refers to a literal zebra's ass. go figure
*at star market* "hey man do you have any boston butt?"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"
"nah man we're fresh out of boston butt butt we just got stocked up on chelmsford keester}"
"aw yeah kid we're having a family barbecue that'd be perfect"
by reggieXray May 21, 2020
by RUNWAY August 10, 2009
When you take candy eggs ,such as robins eggs, and you take a funnel and put them in someone’s ass and then you try to find them with your mouth
I was talking to this girl last night and she said she wanted to go on a keester egg hunt later and winked at me
by Alexprr06 March 28, 2024
by Saucer December 21, 2017
by Rory O'Doul October 07, 2022