Maynard James Keenan

The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.

One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...

by Heather April 7, 2004

Gareth Keenan

A character from BBC's The Office played brilliantly by Mackenzie Crook who always gets the piss taken out of him (even though he probably always deserves it) by office-mate Tim Canterbury.
Used to be in the Territorial Army, and now works at Wernham-Hogg paper company in Slough where he is Assistant Regional Manager... erm, excuse me, Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

Remember when Tim put Gareth's stapler in jello in episode 1?

by Jace March 25, 2005

Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!

How good is Maynard in that Tool song?

by Natalie December 9, 2003

Kenalicious

A guy who is totally hot and delicious that you can't get enough of, like Ken is to Barbie. Works especially well if the guy happens to be named Ken.

"Did you see that hot new guy in the office ??"

"Oh ya, he's soooo Kenalicious !!"

by TREV-TEE December 25, 2008

kemnal technology college

kemnal is a shit school full of wannabe chavs wannabe roadmen and neeks

lmfao imagine going kemnal technology college you weirdo

by user82828288282 December 5, 2021

Keegals

Keegals- the excercise done to tighten ones vagina. The action of squeezing and releasing the vaginal muscles

Bob: for fuck sakes Martha your looser then a hump back whale. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hall way
Martha: fuck you bob! Your just a stupid Jabroni!
Bob: God damnit Martha just do your Keegals!

by TheNorthern88 January 5, 2017

Steph Keenan

The name for the most Amazing Person in your life, ever.

This person has gorgeous eyes, an infectious smile and an unbelievable personality. This person is what you would call perfect.

Guy 1:She's so perfect.
Guy 2:She's Steph Keenan! <3

by Veitchy October 25, 2010