just kidding... but seriously

When someone says something that they want to admit but not really but they still think it and they kind of want you to know that they are serious

Freddie: dude that girl is hott... I want to hit that shit
Chris: dude that's my sister
Freddie: I'm just kidding... but seriously

by Chirs Irving October 17, 2006

Just Kidding. You fail.

Usually added at the end of a praise to make someone feel even worse when you put them down.

22:43 - Kon: Aren't you happy that I gave you it? :(
22:43 - Krabman: Yes! :D
22:43 - Kon: XD
22:43 - Krabman: Just kidding. You fail.

by NatsukiKonaKon January 16, 2010

kidding

(v) a way of taking back everything you just said
Often used as the expression "I'm just kidding"

Your mom is fat, stupid slut, who smells so bad it makes me vomit, I'm just kidding.

by fatwinks May 19, 2006

Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

by quammibox August 14, 2011

"just" kidding

Making a statement or asking a question and gauging someones response to base your next comment on

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "OK, thats creepy"

Man: "Nah, I was "just" kidding"

-OR

Man: "You know, I have some fluffy handcuffs if thats what your into, heh"

Woman: "Really? Thats hot"

Man: "Oh yeah"

by metdevil678 August 25, 2009

just kidding

1. You were just joking around with somebody

2. You were actually serious but decided what you said was actually very mean

3. You were actually serious but since that person took what you said offensively you cover it up by saying" just kidding"

4. When you try to confess to something and that person is either laughing at you in disbelief or just very angry you cover it up by saying just kidding

liar jk just kidding

by :):)(:(:21 September 9, 2010

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003