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Kaiser Gang

The best Guild in all of Durotar. Known for making bad glads sad since season one of Battle for azeroth.
YO YOU HEAR OF THE KAISER GANG BRO I HEARD THERE DEADLIEST GUILD IN DUROTAR MAN DON'T MESS WITH THEM
by Gelindoria June 4, 2020
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Cleveland Kaiser

Exactly like a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a thin Mexican mustache, you draw a Hitler mustache.
Yeah I gave that bitch a Cleveland Kaiser last night, then she pepper sprayed me!
by Niflheim October 7, 2010
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kasperi

Awesome and nice person. Will help you in need and is even crazy. Can be very stuck on one single subject and can argue for a long time. Makes a good friend and is very handsome and attractive, and can easily make you laugh.
Sue:the answer is x
Kasperi:no it's w
Sue:but-
Kasperi:no no, because *mathematical blabber for ages*
Sue:*sigh*

Kasperi:*makes weird dance moves*
Frank:*laughs*
Kasperi:*makes weird noises*
Frank:stop stop your making me laugh way too much!
by MikaHime June 2, 2014
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Hell Kaiser

The name given to a Human being that has lost all emotions, this person destroys whatever and whoever that crosses his path.
Zane Truesdale was the first Hell Kaiser.
by asfian January 15, 2008
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Kaiserboo

A person who believes in the ultimate glory and authority of Bismarck and the Kaiser. Knows every lyric of Heil dir im Siegerkranz and stuff like that. Hates communists and the Weimar. Wants to tear Versailles to pieces. The Kingdom of Prussia is the single most glorious state in the Coalition. Is hated by someone whose first name starts with an A and ends with an A, and whose last name starts with an M and ends with an L. Is considered Nazi but hates the Nazis for not restoring Hohenzollerns. Wants Pomerania, Silesia, Danzig and East Prussia back. Is right.
Für Deutschland zu sterben, ist unserm höchste Ehr!

O Deutschland hoch in Ehren, Du heil'ges Land der Treu, sings on while whole class stares at him

CDU: You're a Nazi and we're going to ban you under NetzDG
Kaiserboo: Actually I hate Nazis because they destroyed German culture and directly caused the partition of Germany, as well as disrespecting the Kaiser, being unchivalrous unlike the Second Reich,...
CDU: But you aren't commie?
Kaiserboo: No I hate communists
CDU: *bans*
by DeutschesOstpreußen November 8, 2019
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katiera

Katiera is an uncommon and rare name. The name Katiera is very rare and mainly used for females. but could be used for males as well. Katiera can describe their personality too. It usually means the person is Keen and Trustworthy.
by blossom skate June 10, 2016
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kaspersky

A Russian "Anti Virus" solution commonly mocked due to being very stereotypical. For instance, before the virus protection will protect your computer from infections, you must first earn its respect. Otherwise, the only option you can select when dealing with a virus is "Ignore". It is still unknown how one must go about "earning its respect".

Kaspersky is also known for not only removing viruses, but "Crushing" them or "Obliterating" them. Instead of quarantining a virus, Kaspersky sends the virus to the Gulag where it serves 20 years hard labor breaking rocks in Siberia.

Kaspersky's company slogan is "In Soviet Russia, virus scanner scan YOU".

Kaspersky Anti Virus is often criticized when a virus is found that becomes unremovable. Instead of letting the virus win, Kaspersky will automatically blow up your computer so nobody wins, because, according to Kaspersky, "It is much more desirable for both Kaspersky and virus to lose, than for virus to win".

There have been reports recently stating that Kaspersky Anti Virus actually puts viruses on your computer, and then acts like its doing YOU a favor when it removes them. This is a particularly big problem if you have not earned Kaspersky's respect yet.

Kaspersky Anti Virus is rumored to be releasing a firewall solution in the coming months. Instead of simply being a firewall, though, it will be an iron curtain that puts satellite computers around yours, forming a virus buffer zone.
Kaspersky Anti Virus is the most untrusted name in virus protection.
by Jordandijinz0rz January 25, 2009
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