Treadmill Karaoke

When obliviously lip synching along to an mp3 player mid treadmill session progresses to belting out a line or a whole tune in a busy gym environment.

The Treadmill Karaoke-er may be oblivious to their faux pas, and may result in declarations of love, hate or violence to other gym users depending on musical preference.

Dude 1: Did that girl on the treadmill just ask me to put my hands up if I'm in love?

Dude 2: Hmmm, I think she's just doing some treadmill karaoke to JLS

by swallmeister December 30, 2010

karaoke box

A Karaoke Box is a common type of karaoke establishment commonly found in the countries of East Asia. Karaoke Boxes consist of multiple rooms containing karaoke equipment, usually rented out for time periods. A typical Karaoke Box establishment contains 10-20 (or more) such rooms as well as a main "karaoke bar" area in the front. Karaoke Box establishments often sell refreshments.

We should go to a karaoke box tomorrow

by apersonwrotethis April 5, 2009

karaoke-off

Taping oneself doing karaoke (Well or Poorly) for the purpose of posting it on a video sharing website to keep in contact with friends that are too far away to socialize with in person.

*E.g. friends at a different college / university or friends serving in the military.*

The videos are considered sociable challenges to friends and must be responded to in order to be a true karaoke-off.

Friend 1(on the phone): Hey bro I’m stuck at UVA for another semester.

Friend 2(on the phone): Bro it’s all good bro Berkeley’s grad school is lame anyway. Considering it’s so far to hangout I challenge you to a karaoke-off.

Friend 1(on the phone): Bro it is so on bro.

by VDOT Baby October 28, 2009

karachoke

(pr. Kara-chokey) Usually encountered by drunken men attempting to sing Whitney Houston or Celine Dion songs after several alcoholic beverages, karachoke is the moment during the high note when the vocal chords snap, thus blocking the airways and causing a painful and embarrassing death through asphyxiation.

According to the coroner, Bob's death at the Christmas party was attributed to karachoke.

by cds2212 February 5, 2010

Karaokeologist

Karaokeology is the scholarly analysis and research-based study of karaoke. A scholar who participates in karaoke research is a karaokeologist.

Bar Patron: Dude, she's kinda hot but she might be too old for me. Guess I'll never know.

Karaokeologist: Well, you're in luck my dear boy. Any Karaokeologist will tell you that a performer's age is most accurately predicted by the era from which one selects a Shania song.

by Karaokeologist April 15, 2019

Belgian Karaoke

The flatulence like sound of air escaping as a woman pleasures herself with a sexual aid.

I was watching this porno and this bitch was so stretched every time she rammed that thing in it made the most disgusting farting sound, like Belgian karaoke.

by Random Anonymous Blackmail December 26, 2011

Karaoke Lifestyle

The act of living one's entire life using the same philosophy of singing a song with a karaoke machine. Whereas a karaoke singer does not actually create the music or content of the art that they are borrowing, they can for a brief period pretend that they are the artist that they admire and take credit for the song. This allows them to take a bow without actually accomplishing anything other then mimicry. Someone following the Karaoke Lifestyle will then have very low standards yet a high sense of self-importance. They act much like the other farm animals in the fable "The Little Red Hen", but still manage to eat a piece of the bread without actually having done any work for it but simply due to a delusional sense of themselves being geniuses. Musicians are the most frequent members of this group but it can include most any sort of person.

That girl is so obnoxious, she acts like she's the most important person on the team but always has someone else do her work for her. Just another Karaoke Lifestyle idiot squeaking by on other people's work.

by Ford Leiden December 26, 2009