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Karlos

Karlos is a nice, funny guy, but don't get on his nerves, because he will beat you up. Karlos can be a friend to all people, but he can also be great enemies with them too. Karlos is awesome to hang out with, and can relate to most things you talk about. If you have a friend named Karlos with a K, hang out with them a ton and gain their trust, because they are awesome.
"Karlos is coming to the sleepover, yessss!"
by eli28 March 3, 2022
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Jelena Karleusa

she's simply DIVA, the biggest STAR in Balkan, the most fashionable woman in the WORLD. The most controversial queen, and the funniest celebrity.
wow, you are so iconic and bitchy !
you must be Jelena Karleusa
by trotrium November 21, 2021
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Jelena Karleusa

bitch that everybody steals outfits from.
By everybody I mean : Kim Kardashian, Beyonce, Lady Gaga, Nicki Minaj, random irrelevant Balkan singers, etc..
where do you find inspiration for your outfits ?
- I find it on Jelena Karleusa instagram ofc.
by trotrium November 21, 2021
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Karlos

Aka Karl Jacobs

A nickname for Karl Jacobs from Quackity when Karl would meow Quackity would call Karl karlos
Quackity:bye karlos
Karl:*meow*
by Dsmp_simp September 28, 2021
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Kaploushe

Pronounced (Ka-pl-oo-sh)
1. Verb. The act of one person sticking a plunger up another's asshole during sexual intercourse. Usually followed by the question "What the fuck was that?".

2. Verb 2. The act of one person taking a shit on a male's penis during sexual intercourse. The "shitter" is usually expected to suck the penis after this turn of events.

3. Noun. An incredibly lumpy black scrotum that appears to be a small, puffy bag of shit.
1. As Kelly laid unconsciously on the bed, Steven grabbed the closest object (a plunger) and proceeded to ram it up Kelly's asshole. When Kelly awoke and realized that her asshole had been violated by a dirty plunger, she screamed at Steven, "What the Fuck was that? Why the hell didn't you just use your penis?!" Steven replied "I wanted to Kaploushe you. And I didn't want to get my penis all shitty."

2. Kelly was so furious with Steven that she took the world's largest dump on Steven's tiny penis. Kelly yelled at Steven, "How was that Kaplouche you dumbshit?!"

3. Just at the height of Kelly and Steven's argument, a hugely cocked black man walked into the room. Kelly and Steven stared in aw at the black man's rough and super lumpy ballsack and together they both proceeded to say, "Look at the Kaplouche on that guy!"
by The Kaplouche God November 8, 2010
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Karlos

The dad friend who's super funny and always there.
Yo! Karlos is the best dad friend!
by sassysinger December 1, 2020
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karlos

bald black guy who dated stefani lefkowitz
bro stefani and karlos dry fucked last saturday at gecko park! she cum all over his forehead!
by Xavierbigdicklol182 December 5, 2020
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