The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.
"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!
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A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.
Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
by Kanus expert February 11, 2014
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by Lmknp November 25, 2021
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Not recommended to be done in new cars (due to dentable plastic bumpers).
Not recommended to be done in new cars (due to dentable plastic bumpers).
Dawn and Alana went kacking durning their lunch break and knocked over 15 trashcans. A kacking record!
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