Kalpana

p'n - Pronounciation Key: Kul-p-anna

A very sweet, naive, kind, beautiful and innocent girl, who sings very beautifully.

Kalpana Perwani, herself.

by Adeel Ali Qureshi February 15, 2005

Kaspar

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Kaspar loses his cool.

Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Kaspar in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Kaspar's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*

by kasparlover69 August 25, 2021

Kaspar

For someone who is a wholesome being and respects women

Dude.. That guys such a Kaspar

by DudeThatMakesUpFakeWords August 5, 2017

kalmar union

The Kalmar Union was when the entire Nordic region (Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland, and Greenland) was ruled under one monarchy from Denmark. The Swedes were the first to break away (as well as the Finns, but at the time Finland was under Sweden's rule) because Denmark kept going into random wars, and the Swedes were getting upset because the wars were frequent and rather pointless. Norway left after Sweden, leaving only Iceland with Denmark. But Iceland eventually broke away from Denmark too. So now Denmark is forever alone. Sucks for them.

Person 1: Why do we have to learn about the Kalmar Union in History class?
Person 2: Because it was a very major and important part of Scandinavian history. It made those countries what they are today.

by Ho Lee Crap September 26, 2013

Kalpact

Kalpact is one of the most influential people in the United States of America, ranking number #1 on Brilliance Studio’s Top 100 Most Influential People’s list.

“I met Kalpact the other day, he was super cool”
“Lucky.”

by 25kRSN April 1, 2021

Kalara

A beautiful child; female. Precious and treasured by all. Strong and brilliant; good natured and optimistic. Believer. Child of God.

Kalara laughed and danced while the rain fell and the music played.

by Amber Stender August 3, 2008

Kaspar

A dude with the best pickup lines

That Kaspar just destroyed him.

by EkuS January 8, 2019