Kaleb

Kaleb: the type of guy you will fall Inlove with just talking. His smile is the one thing in the world that will take all your sadness away. He has a good head on his shoulders and is going to have a great future. Kaleb has his softspost but when he does it’s the cutest thing ever because he will open up to you and get romantic. He know when something’s wrong, and he won’t stop at anything to fix your sadness. Kaleb doesn’t like rushing into relationships but the wait is well worth it. If you ever get a kaleb like my kaleb. Never let that man go, because I cannot wait for the day I get to walk down the isle with my kaleb ❣️

“Bro who’s that?” “Oh that’s Kaleb, watch your girl, theve all been wanting him”

by Chlob November 10, 2018

Kaleb

A really attention seeking guy who loves to crack jokes with his friends, usually stands up for his friends and is very shy to anybody who he is not familiar with. He probably has a couple of friends in middle school that hangs out with him, usually cracking up from his racist jokes or normal jokes.

Friend 1: yo Kaleb! Can I acquire some coochie?
Kaleb: sorry, we only sell little sisters in west Alabama.

by Name stalker March 1, 2019

Kaleb

A Kaleb will make you laugh , when nothing else can. A Kaleb will make your face hurt from the amount of smiling youll do. A Kaleb is the best kind of guy youll ever come across, so if youre lucky enough meet a Kaleb dont let him slip through your fingers... you probably wont find another one. They are like an endangered species in the world of men.

Girl 1: I met a Kaleb once, I trapped him and now hes my exotic pet.

Girl 2: Seriously?? Ive never even seen a Kaleb?? Can I pet him?

Girl 1: No, hes mine.

by Garlic Bread January 29, 2010

dirty kaleb

The act of ejaculating in a girls ass then having her spray back on your face.

This girl was freaky and wanted to do a dirty kaleb to me.

by Whoopsie Daisy July 25, 2017

kaleb

The greatest most handsome person you will ever meet he may seem rough and mean but once you get to know him you will be glad you did

The guy all the girls fall for

(Girl)Kaleb is so hot and amazing

(Girl#2) yes is the best

by TheHunterX1 December 4, 2016

Kaleo Diet

A combination of the Ketogenic, or Keto, diet and the Paleo diet. Many people have adopted the Paleo diet (eating like our hunter-gather ancestors) which means no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc. Now more and more people have switched to the Keto diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs since we normally burn carbs for fuel, but if there is very little in the diet, the body will burn the fat for fuel through a process called ketosis). You can continue to eat the like a cave man but adapt it to a percentage of fats, protein and carbs that turn your body into a fat burning machine and you have the Kaleo diet.

The Kaleo diet is a combination of both the Paleo diet (no grains, legumes, processed foods, sugar, etc) and ketogenic diet (a high fat and very low carb diet which forces the body to burn fats rather than carbs).

by Dr Kat May 23, 2017

Kaleb

The coolest guy youve ever met. When you meet him at first he sounds like a complete ass. But then he turns into an awesome guy thats goofy and is nice to you. At times he may need to crack a few perverted jokes but they're only harmless. He loves to say the word Rawr and will immediatly respond back to you in seconds. I you are reading this Kaleb I just have to say this is 100% true and no denials.

Mom:What do you do on that computer all day?

Me:Oh ive been talking to my friend Kaleb.

Mom:Oh, well have fun then.

by Hgfgjgtukduy August 17, 2012