keybumpkin

Giving your buddy a key bump of coke while they are taking a dump

My friend needed a pick me up while he needed to poop so I gave him a keybumpkin.

by Bet_the_Farm October 27, 2023

Khlumpkin

When a girl/guy gives a girl/guy a rim job while they’re taking a shit

Marodean: Hey, why were you busy last night, what were you doing?

Anjali: Oh, i was just giving Aadish a khlumpkin, all of his shit ended up in my mouth😫

Marodean: awwww, why didn’t you invite me, can i join next time?

Anjali: sure!!!

by DarkSider9000 May 4, 2024