rusty kabob

Ingredients needed:

1. cherry tomato
2. onion
3. green pepper
5. perferably a midget

Start this sexual act by stuffing a cherry tomato, onion, and a green pepper up your partner's ass (perferably a midget).

Next, you pound your partner in the ass 'til all of the vegetables are so mashed they stick to your cockmeat.

Then, yank that dripping pole out of her swollen ass and feed her that dirty man-meat . . . DEEP down her hungry throat . . .

Yummyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! !

My cock was so deep up this midgets ass the tomato from my rusty kabob came out the back of her throat.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

slut kabob

a group of women all fucking the same guy, like several types of food all on the same stick, hence, slut kabob.

"Look, there's those girls who are all sleeping with john!"

"I know! They're like, a total slut kabob"

by Seventies Child October 17, 2009

Slob Kabob

A term Kourtney Kardashian says way too often.

It's Slob Kabob central in here

by kelsayy July 15, 2010

Canadian Shish-Kabob

The act of stabbing one's penis through strips of bacon and then recieving oral sex.

Woman 1: Where did you go out to eat on Valentine's Day?

Woman 2: We didn't go anywhere; we had a romantic candle light dinner at home.

Woman 1: What did he cook?

Woman 2: He made the most delicious Canadian Shish-Kabob I've ever had.

by Kruger_In_Sight April 1, 2011

Floss Kabob

The act of running someone's used floss, that contains small pieces of food that were left behind in the person's teeth, through your own mouth.

Person 1: "I am starving."
Person 2: "How much to floss kabob Jim with his nasty yellow teeth after eating a plate full of raw shrimp?"
Person 1: "I'm not THAT hungry!"

by TurtleCouncil May 19, 2020

dirty art kabob

When you do a woman in the ass so hard that your penis comes out the woman's mouth like a shish kebab

I was boning this chick so hard in the ass last night that I accidentally dirty art kabob her

by The real art shady January 1, 2014