jizzasmic

Orgasmic for men only!

Dat poppin ass is jizzasmic

by Docter Solburn October 13, 2009

whizzah jizzah

When you’ve held a piss so long that when you finally get to go it feels great and you get hard

“Bro I just took the best whizzah jizzah didn’t think he was going to go back down”

by chHAad February 14, 2021

jizzasm

It happens when you have a really strong orgasm and it feels like your balls are going to explode.

"Last night when me and Jill were getting it on, she blew me so hard I had a jizzasm all over the neighbor's window!"

by Rilesky June 17, 2008

Jizzabyte

The unit of digital information in computing and telecommunications that encodes downloaded porn. Abbreviated as "Jb."

"Adam crashed his computer after a night of downloading Jizzabyte after Jizzabyte of porn."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 4, 2011

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014

jezza

jezza; a nickname for a lad named jeremy

big man jezza kyle just whipped out the lie detector answers

by big man onsite June 2, 2018