Jurples

n. A plastic purple Jesus found in many small convenience stores.

Yo, I kept seein the face of that jurple when I was screwing your mom last night.

by Alyssa Caprasso September 7, 2005

Jurgle

Gel-covered spikey haircut that has the sides shaved. The Jurgle is known for not only being massive, but also for eating things that hair just should not eat i.e. faces, fingers, and ninja turtle action figures.

Lee's jurgle was so massive, it ate my bitchin' ninja turtle without even chewing.

Lee almost dropped the football, but luckily the Jurgle was there to run it in for a touchdown.

Oh shit, I forgot a pencil for my big test...Lee, give me back my pencil your jurgle ate last week.

by McMichael VanWasson March 3, 2003

juntley

Scott;
Scotty too hotty;
S2H;
Superhuge Scotty2Hotty;

Juntley is tha man.

by Palati March 26, 2003

Juntleman

A method of consuming marijuana. Consists of a cigarillo wrapping packed with marijuana and a cardstock crutch, then wrapped inside another layer of tobacco paper containing more marijuana. Thus, creating a blunt wrapped inside of a joint, or a "junt." The long structure created suggests an expensive French cigarette, altering the name to become a "Juntleman."

We picked up a 40 sack, enough to roll a Juntleman five times.

by That Guy Who Knows February 21, 2011

Jurgle

A combination of the word 'jeans' and 'burgle', which is the act of stealing one's pair of jeans.

The Russian gang jurgled the American man of his new pair of jeans, making him jean-less.

by Miss Mango November 29, 2016

Jortle

When something jolts and startles you at the same time.

Someone almost rear ended me in traffic, and it made me jortle.

by Simmaines August 20, 2017

Justley

Justley Is being defined a relationship between two amazing girls who has been together for quite a long time , they love and cherish each other everyday. A few years ago people created this ship name to ship Justina & Harley.

Do you know what's Justley? Oh it's a ship name for Justina and Harley.

by xKira September 12, 2021