jam roll jurk off

wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.

Tarquin and rupert were bored at school one day and decided to play a game of jam roll jurk off. Tarquin lost and was picking jam roll out of his teeth/pubes for a week. Delicious!!!!

by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006

jurkel

To masturbate with profound vigor and force in a manner which is reminiscent of a jesticulating Steve Urkel.

He could not help but jurkel off for several hours after seeing his babysitter's cleavage.

by Ozzman April 23, 2007

teat jurk

1. When a small baby is being breast fed and the baby makes the choice of throwing up and pulling the womans teat.

2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.

3.A very hard nipple cripple

That little shit gave me a Teat Jurk.

Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.

Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.

by Robbie earle February 15, 2007

Jurkassic Prick

Person or general prick who refuses to believe that the Jurassic Park 'let's genetically engineer them back to life' just will not or has not happened in their lifetime. Really wants a pet dinosaur and has done since age 4. Uses the Jurassic Park film franchise to tragically bore all who are made to listen with badly researched dinosaur related facts and possible evil government conspiracy. Relates to Ross from friends, believes most probably in the Loch Ness monster and has trouble accepting extinction theory.

Ross from friends is a Jurkassic Prick.

by Cheesecake77 May 19, 2014

Jurky

A nickname of a fucking legend, this person likes the wahmen and the actual name has Japanese origins. This name is better than (according to scientists) matthew , olly and clarkey .

Matthew : Oh hey

Jurky : WADDUP MA DOOD
Girls in background : HOOOOOYAAAAAAH HE IS SOOOO SEXY

by Jax7 Jax7 Jax7 May 2, 2018

jurko

a slimey snake person who will try to scam you and stab you in the back as soon as you will give him the oportunity .

damn man , you are fake as a jurko

by Znalec April 11, 2020

jurkin

jurkin means lieng

mane you jurkin

by His habgavhabjd October 19, 2020