Jowl break

The act of ending a call on your iPhone by accidentally pressing End with your cheek.

Dude! Why'd you hang up on me?
Sorry, I jowl breaked it.

by CJ Thumper March 12, 2011

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jwolf

Also known as Jon Wolf, jwolfpash, and affectionately as gheywolf. JWolf is a collector of esoterica and interminable stalker of women. But he knows where to find a good deal on DVD media or a hard drive. And he knows your mother's AIM handle... Be very wary.

JWolf? Isn't he that cyber-stalker guy?

by stalkee April 14, 2005

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Jowl

acronym for jacking off with lotion

dont call me tonight bitch im jowlin.

by the meatball experience May 12, 2010

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jowl movement

Like a bowel movement; when a person is such a bald-faced liar that everything that comes out of their mouth is pure shit

President Trump had another jowl movement about immigrants at his recent hate rally.

by julian71428 November 22, 2018

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joelfranks

A Joelfranks is a lengthy human who is very tall and skinny, has autism and very long legs. A joelfranks is very fast because of there long legs.

That guy is very long and skinny, he must be a "joelfranks"

by LossThePLot April 9, 2019

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Anterior jowl

Bulbous protruding fat deposit located at the back of the head, suspended from the anterior cranium above the collar. Often exacerbated by gazing upwards. If left unkempt, it’s rolls can breed navel cheese.

While he thought, he scratched his anterior jowl.

One could not help but remark on his anterior jowl.

by Cheyes October 11, 2018

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