January Joiner

People who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. Also known as CHUB CLUB. By mid-january they are nowhere to be found.

Gym rat to gym rat: Gosh I hate it right after New Year's when all the January Joiners come in and take up all the machines!

Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours

by XBevil January 20, 2006

Joner

Someone who is foolishly happy about an accomplishment that is otherwise a normal feat.

Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great!
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...

by The Swolestar August 29, 2020

journer

When a group or individual likes to take long journeys or treks to get to a certain place.

Did he really walk all the way here? He's a journer!

by kodster330 June 28, 2010

Johner

When a person named Jonah gets a boner.

Jonah: Don't be alarmed, I have a Johner.

by Dale Yea May 28, 2018

Joner

Derivative of the two words, "Jean" and the slang word, "Boner".

A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.

Nikki showed me her joner during lunch today, it was quite large. However, mine was larger, so I showed her mine.

by joner1234 January 2, 2011

johner

Lazy wigger who smells like complete shit, suffers from micro penis, wipes his ass before he shits and can usually be found in the unemployment line

Dude look at that johner, what a low life

by Nolifeloserjohner October 25, 2017

jorteralls

Short overalls made of denim.

Rosie: The look I'm going for is...jocular.
Ana: Sounds like it's time to bust out the jorteralls.

by Callmelunette April 7, 2011