Jonty

A jonty is a posh, early 20s dubstep fan that talks in rudeboy slang. Can be spotted usually wearing an Obey snapback with a Supreme t-shirt or some assorted primark Aztec. Has a bossy ketamine-addled posh girlfriend called Pippa (see tags).

Outlook festival is back to back Jontys.

I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.

Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.

by Daddy Alfie September 06, 2012

Jonty

A slang word for passing wind

1. * phrppp * ewe you just did a jonty
2. I feel a jonty coming on

by jake Green September 02, 2007

Jonty

A person who is often mistaken for a asshole when he has done nothing wrong.

Guy: Oh man, i feel so bad about dave
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was always a cunt to him, he came across as a jonty that's all

by JamesHanna September 28, 2011

Jonty

a skinny white boy with blonde hair he has no muscles at all and he does heaps of drugs and gets into his fair share of fights. rolls people in his spare time

jonty did 8 cones last night

by dopplegangercity September 15, 2018

Jonty

An absolute bitch but an amazing person the best buddy who almost always has ur back loyal, honest, realistic and kinda dumb but most importantly a great friend and person

Ur so amazing ur like a jonty

by Sexybro69420 September 09, 2022

jonti picking

Creator of many famous webcartoons, such as Weebl and Bob, and the Badgers Loop.

Jonti Picking just came out with yet another kick-ass animation.

by LRS December 24, 2004

dirty jonty

when you poo on your finger and then eat it and then wee in a glass and have oral with a poo stain

i just pulled a dirty jonty with my girlfriend, wait i don’t have one.

by IconicRat June 15, 2020