kim jongin

One of the 12 hottest gods from EXO Planet. Stage name is Kai and is the Lead Rapper in EXO-K. Has the ability to teleport. Some people call him "the Dancing Machine" because of his awesome choreography. Has a charismatic face that fangirls, and even fellow member D.O.(Do Kyungsoo) is attracted with.

Girl 1: Who is that EXO-K's Lead Rapper's name?
Girl 2: His name is Kim Jongin a.k.a. Kai. Why do you ask?
Girl 1: I thought he was D.O., because they look alike.

by haruka_rin September 18, 2014

jonen

To roast or burn someone consistently, usually consisting of the phrase “head-ass”, in a manner that does not make sense to all that hear it.

Person 1: Awww, You little light bulb head-ass looking nose.
Person 2: Awww, you be jonen!

by Guy365 April 16, 2019

Top Jonge

A guy who doesn't give a flying fuck about consequences.

Many TOP JONGES can be recognised by their hair cut or natural glow from using NIVEA hand cream.

"Oh mate, who scored the last try?"
"I don't know, I was in the ambulance already"
"Top Jonge"

by honeybadger777 October 26, 2014

Jörgen

The name of PewDiePie’s deceased horse in Minecraft.

You will always be remembered, though you aren't able to respawn. RIP.

“Get back here, Jörgen!”

by penislover1247 June 29, 2019

Jangen

The feeling of or act of being dead inside. A portmanteau of the last names "Tangen" and "Joffre".

Student 1: "Hey, how are you feeling? I know your AP Lang test was yesterday."
Student 2: *Sighs* "Well, I'm just jangen."

by necromancyredux September 7, 2018

Jorgenson

For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.

For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.

Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."

Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."

by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009

JenGen

jen•gen jen-jen
-noun
1. A beach bunnie that loves to surf, skimboard, swim, play beach volleyball and tan.
2. A sassy female that loves to dance electronic, house, trance, techno music.
3. A female photographer who shoots concerts and DJ events.
4. Informal: A silly chick.
5. A pacific islander chick that loves to make people laugh and smile.
6. A rocker chick that loves to sing in her lifted truck or makes beats with her hands.
7. A character with big brown anime eyes that giggles.

Person 1: Hey, who's that girl over there?
Person 2: That's not a girl, that's JenGen!

by iheartjg April 10, 2009