People who spend the whole year eating like there is no tomorrow, however, they rationalize it by convincing themselves that they will join the gym after new years. Also known as CHUB CLUB. By mid-january they are nowhere to be found.
Gym rat to gym rat: Gosh I hate it right after New Year's when all the January Joiners come in and take up all the machines!
Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours
Later in February: Thank God the chub club is gone and we can use the precor during peak hours
by XBevil January 20, 2006
Get the January Joiner mug.To tell an outlandish lie with no factual basis whatsoever usually with the intention to destroying an opponent usually used in connection with an overbearing abusive semi deranged older female in a position of feigned authority.
It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.
Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
It is believed that this word derives from the word jail bait. It applies though to an older woman not a young girl. The root of the issue is the same though -- a female who is dangerous through deception, deceit, and manipulation.
Another theory is that this word derives from an old Amazon word Juuber which meant a very tall, masculine, evil, dangerous woman who kills and eats men and also children. In the deepest jungles, when a man is really upset because at an older woman, he will shout "Juuber." This is considered an obscenity in the Amazon Jungle.
That old Joubert hag lied stating that I had sex with a goat; gee whiz, I live in New York City and have never seen a goat.
Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
Lanette, stop acting like a Joubert.
by Dudman October 21, 2011
Get the Joubert mug.Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.
by ZetaS September 6, 2009
Get the Hoober Joober mug.Dude, you are such a jobber, the boss was really impressed with my work, because your work makes mine look like something out of Harvard Business school.
"Steph said that you are to be the jobber in this match, cause I need to look good" said HHH
"Steph said that you are to be the jobber in this match, cause I need to look good" said HHH
by The Dingo February 3, 2005
Get the jobber mug.An inctedible awesome and most amazing man that ever walked the earth and lived in our universe. He is a handful sometimes but is soooo appealing . All the girls will dropped their asses and jaw only looking at him. He's cool an artist, a gift from above no one can handle. All the guys envy him. Guys will turn gays and lesbians into straight.
Wow he's a joebert
by Pshhvta May 15, 2018
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Commonly used by people who can't think of any other words to say, and just dome up with it on the spot
Commonly used by people who can't think of any other words to say, and just dome up with it on the spot
by Jimmy Balmar April 13, 2009
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