Jooner

A member of the Jewish mafia, who is also a gooner. The Jewish Gooner Boys.

Person 1: You better watch out, that guy is connected with the mob. He's a jooner.
Person 2: It's ok, he's too busy gooning all day to care about me.

by MarkPooksh May 20, 2023

Joongdunk

Noun. An intrinsically intertwined pairing built on immediate comfort and trust.

From the moment they met they were so closely connected and essential to one another that we knew for certain their relationship was joongdunk.

by Monochromaticform August 14, 2023

Lee Joon

Lee Joon, real name Lee Chansung, is one of the most adorable, craziest, sexiest human beings on earth. He is known for:

"You shouldn't do that" in the movie: "Ninja Assassin".

Lee Joon is a famous korean singer in a boy band called MBLAQ standing for Music Boys In Live Quality. Lee Joon has killer abs. Really. They kill girls with just one look. People say he reminds them of pikachu. He does. He's the cutest pikachu ever. He's a ladykiller as well. Overall he's one fine ass motherfucker. Joonie has an amazing smile, body, laugh, face, existence, and personality. He wishes to be like Bi Rain oppa. He can only wish and worship the monument he probably has of him in his closet. When you get to know him, I promise you won't be the only one wishing you could be in bed with him. He's probably an animal in bed. Hnnnnnnng~

Girl A: HEY! Did you see Lee Joon's abs on google?!
Girl b: OH MAH GAWD. HOW COULD I NOT HAVE? THOSE ABS. DEAR LAWD, SOMEONE HELP ME. MAH OVARIES EXPLODED. THEY WERE FINE AS SHOOOOOOOT~
Girl A: OH EM GEE, I KNOW RIGHT? BBY LET ME LOVE YOU DOOOWOOOOWN. DURS SO MANY WAYS TO LOVE YOUUU~
Girl B: HE GOT ME LIKE OH MAH GAWD I'M SO IN LOVE, I'VE FOUND YOU FINALLY. YOU MAKE ME WANT TO SAY

Girl A & B: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OHHHH MYYYY GAWWWDDDDD~

by Some girl obsessed with Joonie January 2, 2012

Jobani

Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.

Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.

by It’s a Random Person May 7, 2019

blow job on the rocks

The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.

Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.

by sala January 17, 2003

Joon

Joon is a person who is always thinking, always dealing with fucked up shit, shit that no one deserves to go through. He keeps to himself, very hard to read and understand, he deals with more things than people expect. People think he has no emotions, but deep down he’s filled with so many. He’s one of the best people you could ever be close with, he will give so much love & loyalty and share so much of his wisdom. He is one of the smartest people in the world but I don’t think he releazies his great potential. He was meant to do things that are out of this world, but he doubts himself so much feeling he is unworthy of all good. Joon has been one of the biggest blessings in my life. He is special, different, and of course very good looking as well. Joon is a person I will love until the end of time.

Wow you're close with Joon? lucky you!

by Livelovelaughlollollol September 19, 2019

kim hyun joong

SEXIEST BEAST ALIVE

sexy voice
sexy hair
sexy body
sexy smile
sexy EVERYTHING
non human
....
and oh yeah he is a EXTREMELY talented korean singer/ actor
that about sums him up XD

I wanna kiss kiss....i need your kiss kiss

kim hyun joong

by kpop fan October 22, 2011