Jobud

Guys that like to jerk off with others.

Me and Frank are jobuds.

by Gtek November 19, 2019

all joed up

to be on a large amount of any intoxicant

joe took 12 bars and a 40 oc he is all joed up

by bderst December 9, 2007

Joedeek

often known for his uncoordinated walking style. Known for bringing the soccer ball and pissing of teachers especially in gym class because of his non inability to play sports. Known for his dirty joesauce.

man: Were is Joedeek with the soccer ball

man:he is probably eating some of his dirty joesauce

by Jleader January 26, 2015

Jobelle

One of the prettiest girl you have met. One of the kindest too. A friend you can't live without. They are very smart and intelligent. Quiet at some times but a great leader. A friend you can tell about everything.

Jobelle, I have to tell you something.

person: jobelle!!!! hehe

jobelle: what?

person: nothing hehehe

by urtheonly14me December 3, 2010

jobey

To maliciously cut out a small part of a conversation (cut video, cropped screenshot) to make it look like a person said or did something they didn't. In other words, a specific type of no-context clip/image presented as proof and meant to mislead.

Sarah: Did really say that rape shouldn't be criminalized? You're a monster!
Steve: No..?
Sarah: I have proof, don't lie to me! We can't have psychopaths like you running around!
*Sarah sends screenshot*
Steve: Oh. Someone jobied that. I can send you the full conversation if you want. I actually was arguing how rape is a serious crime and shouldn't be compared to internet flirting.
Sarah: You're a liar!
*Steve sends screenshots*
Sarah: Oh, I feel dumb now. Why would someone do that?!

Jack: I don't approve of gay or transgender, because of my religion.
John: The Bible tells you to love thy brother and judge not, lest ye be judged. You can jobey it to say anything you want to, but don't put words in God's mouth.

by sandikun December 4, 2019

Joedism

A radical, international, 22nd century philosophical practice unifying all male men named Joe, Joseph, Giuseppe, Yosef, etc.
This practice often involves a head nod and the offering of a cupcake.

Joe: "Want a cupcake?"
Joe: *nods*

...Joedism.

by bizarnite February 17, 2008

Joedy-ann

A non-traditional name for unique girls. She is found in very rare numbers within the Caribbean region. Despite her fantastic personality she is somewhat bipolar and can go from 0 - 100 in less than a second. She is also the type of person you meet and hate instantly but once you get to know her, you'll most definitely love her.

#beautiful #fantastic #personality

Tash: "I can't stand that girl"
Lee: "who Joedy-ann?

Why tho, she's really caring and sweet, once you get to know her"

by Ms. Khryss December 29, 2016