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jizzlocks

When a woman or man gets so much thick cum on their face and hair that it resembles them having dreadlocks. They can already have dreadlocks and laced with cum or just having cum hanging from their head. Either is acceptable.
Dude, Hannah just answered the door with jizzlocks hanging from her head. She should probably take a shower.
by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013
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jizzlag

The fatigue or exhaustedness experienced with lower energy, vigor and aggressiveness after a man had an ejaculation.
Peter is kinda slow today, he probably has jizzlag.
by simrbot December 4, 2020
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Jizzlobber

When someone who listens to bad music constantly reminds their sexual partner what music they listen to while having sexual relations
Jizzlobber: have you heard "angel dust", it's a great album

Girl: shut up and fuck me
by VIMETTLE April 4, 2021
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Jizzlove

Someone who loves Jizz
Term used to insult a person who loves jizz such as a homsexual, prostitute or dirty slut.
What the fuck you looking at you fuckin Jizzlove!?
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Jizzlogning

Typically involves sticking your todger in a toaster and turning it on, electrocuting your todge making it fatter and more girthy
I’d love to compare our Jizzlogning results
by Rouxswatting February 24, 2025
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Jizzlo

A tall lanky giraffe-looking ass man.
Look at that guy, He's a Jizzlo. His neck is HUGE!
by VD13 May 7, 2018
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Jizzdog

Oi jizzdog
by Izzy Reed November 29, 2020
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