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Jewdogs

Man #1: man this is a good Jewdog!

Man #2: what are Jewdogs?

Man#1:Hebrew National Franks!
by Exeter Teabaggins February 9, 2008
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JewMonger

1. A person who sells people of the Jewish faith.
2. Wow, look at that JewMonger stand on the corner!
by Clarke... October 12, 2006
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Jewnopoly

When the world is Post-Apocalyptic and jews have taken over every dollar store franchise in the world.
Walmart was closed due to the rise of the jewnopoly.
by Matli June 1, 2009
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Jewcore

anything relating or pertaining to being (or the state of being) hardcore and jewish simultaneously.
1. Dude. That jewish kids jew fro is a whopping 6 and a half feet tall. How jewcore!
2. That kids nose is at least 5 inches protruding from his face. Thats pretty jewcore broski.
by JakeSnake12345 September 9, 2010
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Jaewook

Jae-wook, is the coolest guy in the world. In addition to his appearance, he attracted the attention of everyone around him with his handsome face. He has a very wide shoulder and he is very tall too. Everyone will fall in love with his charm. Cute dongsaeng!
Jaewook just helped brighten up my day with his jokes
by baekyung October 20, 2020
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Jewbot

Any machine that eats your money.
"WOW! That Pepsi Machine just ate my cash! What a Jewbot!
by CaptainMclovin June 7, 2011
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Jewography

A favored game of those of the Jewish faith, Jewography was born due to the phenomenon that most Jews can get connected in less than six degrees. Though it is usually played at USY conventions/summer programs, it is possible to play it wherever a group of geographically diverse Jews is gathered to eat and schmooze.
Oy…I thought the CJB with the Jewfro was hook up territory until we started playing Jewography. Turns out that he’s my cousin on my dad’s side.

Jew 1: So, you’re from Virginia…Do you know David Goldberg? Jew 2: Of course! He dated my sister’s best friend at Ramah, staffed my brother’s USY on Wheels bus, and is my rabbi’s third cousin twice removed.
by Amy February 27, 2005
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