jewmorous 

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".

I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.

jewmorous by Brohanna December 3, 2010

jewterus 

anatomy. Nontechnical name: womb, a hollow muscular organ lying within the pelvic cavity of a Jewish female human. It houses the developing fetus and by contractions aids in its expulsion to create a baby which is considered 100% Jewish by Jewish ritual law, regardless of the religion of the father.

Jewess: My parents want their grand kids to be Jewish, but they say I can marry outside the faith because I have a jewterus, which automatically makes any offspring I produce 100% pure Jewcy.

jewterus by ObviouslyAvi April 29, 2014

jewberry pie

The act of popping a jewish girls cherry, then using the blood to make a pie much like a cherry pie.

Man#1:i am sooo hungry
Man#2:dude i made a jewberry pie last night, it is in the fridge.

jewberry pie by pro-salad-tosser December 2, 2010

jewmex 

Jewmex that is both of Mexican and or Mexican-American and a Jew. Only applies to ethnic back round and has nothing to do with religous beliefs. Most are descendt of crypto jews of sephardic origin via northeastern Mexico and South Texas (Monterrey, NL, MX up to Corpus Christie, TX and Houston)Half of them arent aware that are jews, so if you think jews are funny imagine one that doesent even know hes one. there spreading

upper classes of Monterrey, Mexico and other major mexican cities. The JewMex acts like such a Jew hes not aware of anti semtism.

jewmex by Havel Villarreal January 2, 2008

Jewser 

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"

"Wow, you're such a Jewser"

Jewser by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Jewper Mario 

Racist term used to describe a person who feels that it's necessary to grab as many, if not every, single coin in the stage.

Mario: Look at all of the coins! I'm going to spend minutes on end trying to jump high enough to get all of them!
Luigi: Stop being such a Jewper Mario!

Jewper Mario by SmashKai November 26, 2010

Jewbert 

One who expresses a variety of semitic/jewish tendencies (greedy and cheap) and is generally disliked by those he hangs out with.

"Hey Nathan can I get a ride home?"

"Um, I'll need some gas money"

"You want gas money? I live half a block away you fucking jewbert"

Jewbert by Charter Smith May 21, 2006