Jew Shout 

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.

I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.

Jew Shout by Corks September 25, 2010

Jew Shark 

Something not likely, improbable. Retarded.

The Mossad trained a Jew Shark to kill Egyptian tourists.

Jew Shark by NNNCO December 8, 2010

Jew stain

The most commonly spoken phrase in Nazi camps. Refers to the residue left after burning a Jew.

Hey Adolf, what's that on your hand?

Fuck! I got another Jew stain on me!

Jew stain by Holocaust never happened August 10, 2010

jew sip 

You go out to a restaurant with free refills, pay the bill, and you're standing up to leave. But, after you stand up you realize that you left half a glass of soda on the table, so you pick it up and jew one last sip of soda before you leave. True jews sit back down and finish the entire soda before leaving.

"I let my date walk out in front of me as I took a last jew sip of coke."

jew sip by Herschel Feinstein December 3, 2007

Jew Shell 

Being Totally concerned with only money while ignoring the rest of the world.

Adam is stuck in his Jew Shell Again!

Jew Shell by PioZom May 3, 2009

Jew swoggle 

A Jew who is very greedy and is often not willing to share. While most people would call someone a jewbag, or dirty jewish whore, this word is most commonly used by dirty pirates, or people who are dirty and groggy.

" Eye ye Jew swoggle!!! Walk the plank!!!"

Jew swoggle by Chris the Catholic Jew hater May 5, 2010

jew slap 

Its when a jews slaps you with his or her money.

Yo Goldstein just Jews slapped me. Jew slap

jew slap by MAGAs February 25, 2008