Jethro Tulling

(v.) The act of incorrectly assuming that a band whose name is a person's name is the name of a member of said band. This is most common by assuming that the band Jethro Tull's front man is actually named Jethro Tull, when, in reality, his name is Ian Anderson.

It is also common with the bands Gogol Bordello, Steely Dan, and Pink Floyd.

Mike: Did you see how amazingly Gogol Bordello can play his guitar?

Jeff: Dude, quit Jethro Tulling, the guy's name is Eugene Hütz, but he is most definitely amazing!

by LuciferSam1967 September 8, 2010

jetzi

A crazy, wild and outgoing friend who can brighten up any and all days. She is fun crazy exotic and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend. She is widely adored and will put all her time and energy into your friendship. She can be your greatest companion or your worst enemy.

Jetzi: I CAN TASTE COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Arcane2005 January 8, 2018

so very Jethro

A put-down which derives from the glaringly déclassé and unsophisticated behavior of the nouveau riche Jethro Clampett of the popular 1960s TV show, “The Beverly Hillbillies.”

My dear, you are so very Jethro!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

jettison stage one

To take a dump, especially when great quantities of ejecta are involved.

to jettison stage one (expr.):

"Uhh. That was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"More like jettisoning stage one."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

Jethronian

Jeth*ro*ni*an
noun 1. A member of a Jethronian Sect.
adj. 2. Of, relating to, or being of various professional lifestyles, whose members seek to be filled with PBR, and reconnect with nature.

A group of friends that stay at a cabin, ride 4-wheelers, DRINK LOTS OF PBR, canoe, dabble in pyromania in Jethro, Arkansas, hence Jethronians.

I am disappearing into the great outdoors with the Jethronians...if I am not back in a week, don't come looking for me.

by Fellow Jethronian June 6, 2011

jethro tull

Fronted by Ian Anderson (the flute-playing, codpiece-wearing badass), this band is behind the brilliance of songs such as "Aqualung" and "Locomotive Breath" as well as the concept album "Thick as a Brick."

"A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children."

by [dp] leviathan April 30, 2005

Jehiner

Funny, sweet caring, really into bear hugs, he is the guy who refuses to let someone down. He's always there for you and always attempts to exceed expectations. He loves sports and has the cutest smile that will make you fall in love with him. His love is never ending, his heart overflowing, his loyalty never betraying, and his personality captures the heart of all.

Jehiner: I love you, I'll give you the world if you'll just let me.
Girl: *speechless*

by youllneverknowme July 12, 2010