Jewish Stocktake

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.

Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."

by extheist April 12, 2009

jericho high school

High school in Jericho, Long Island, NY.
School is full of ugly big schnozed hoes and some chill Jewish guys but there’s so many Chinese people that don’t even know English. Teachers are a bunch of bitches but some of them are chill. Bathroom after every period to get off the shits

Guy 1: Yo man I’m transferring to Jericho high school
Guy2: oh shit man good luck stay away from the big schnoz hoes

by ballsackpotatos December 12, 2018

Jericho

A beast. But also very caring and sweet. If you find a Jericho count yourself lucky

That Jericho was so hot, I wanna cuff

by Srrriracha November 13, 2018

jewish glue socket

When a man falls asleep with his penis tucked in his asshole, While he is asleep he has a wet dream and ejaculates in his own asshole, over night it drys up and doesn't allow him to free his penis.

Dude did you hear? Jake went to the hospital because of a Jewish Glue Socket!

by pole dinnner March 11, 2011

Jewish Dildo

a $5 roll of quarters.

- I need some change man..
- I'll give you a Jewish Dildo for five dollars.

by Diskrillus July 25, 2011

jewish mother

an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. known to spout Yiddish randomly.

be warned: if you come to my house, you WILL leave with a full stomach and a bag of leftovers.

by Shwaggy February 13, 2004

jewish year

A very long time, although usually not quite as long as an actual year.

OMG! I haven't seen you in a jewish year!

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but then Garth took a jewish year in there so I used someone else's.

by Johnny De December 5, 2007