Jelloing

(v.) To force jello through your teeth onto your chin. Most commonly used as an expression of sexual attraction and as a form of foreplay.
Comes from the fact that jello is simply a sexy food. Also reminiscent of bodily fluids exchanged during sexual intercourse.

"Mary, I find you irresistible! Let's jello!"

"Man, those two are all over each other! They were even jelloing in Starbucks the other day!"

"Yeah, and then we jelloed! You can bet it was the best sex we ever had!"

by Lord of Ladies September 15, 2011

Jello Biafra

Jello Biafra - n. Former singer for The Dead kennedys, political activist, charged along with The Dead Kennedys in 1985 for obscenity amongst the music hysteria created by The PMRC, owner of Alternative Tentacles records, spoken word artist, and 2000 Green Party presidential candidate.

"Damn, Jello was replaced by that talentless bitch Brandon Cruz!"

"Jello Biafra ripped Tipper Gore a new asshole on Oprah."

by DoobieEx February 8, 2004

Jello Plan

The plan to which one subscribes when choosing the Mormon (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) Faith. On this plan you have many children and eat more jello than the average person.

Dave and his wife just became Mormons, guess they better get started on the Jello Plan. They might even want to move to the Jello Belt.

by TwoLeftShoes September 6, 2011

Jello Biafra

The lead singer of the bay area punk band, The Dead Kennedys, who's material included some of the most groundbreaking and intelligent music I have ever heard. This is because of Jello Biafra. That man is politically and intellectually informed. And funny while at it. Although the Dead Kennedys were during the Reagan era, his views still speak strong today, and today he works actively for change. Go research the guy, he OWNS YOU.

Jello Biafra for president...2012!!!!!!
(So I can vote for him then :)

by stray November 17, 2004

Jellowear

The sticky jello attached to one's body after a heavy match of drunken jello wrestling.

Whoa! Did you see Jen's jellowear? That girl needs a shower!

by ellehcim1007 September 14, 2010

jello jiggler

A person who takes pride in having sexual relations with a person whose fat rolls jiggle like jello during sex, walking, or any other physical activity.

Ryan: "Watch me make that jello jiggle"

Dan: "Oh my god that's fucking disgusting"

-----------

"Yo man, tonight I'm going to hit that bulging beast and make her jello jiggle"

-----------

"That dude is such a jello jiggler - he just loves to bang fat bitches and feel their fat jiggle against his body"

by anonymous1001 March 27, 2008

jello pudding pops

the most awesome yummy popiscle in the world

yum! Jello pudding pops

by samantha May 2, 2005