Lob-ject

A person who is heavy, smelly and is idle.

Bob said to his daughter Chelsea "get up you lob-ject"

by David Paul November 5, 2006

E-jected

A clever or pretentious way of saying "rejected" under the context of an internet relationship or "e-lationship." The word omits the use of the letter "R" in order to emphasize the "E" and make the word more Internet related.

Guy 1: "That girl from OKcupid never messaged me back."

Guy 2: "Sounds like someone got e-jected again!"

Guy 1: "I wonder what I'm doing wrong..."

Guy 2: "You mean besides looking for girls on the Internet?"

by synov March 4, 2010

wii-jected

When a nerd rejects another nerd.

Nerd 1: Will you go out with me?

Nerd2: Hell no!

Nerd 3: That was harsh, why did you reject him?

Nerd 4: He deserved to be wii-jected

by Keanu Taylor February 10, 2008

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".

Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.

by seinakyou July 23, 2012

text-jected

"text rejected"

When you send an extremley serious or meaningfull. text/sext and the person you're texting hasnt responded for over 10 minutes.

usually followed by re-texting the person you sent the text to and saying "yeah, my phone is dying anyways. gtg."
and acting like they were just about to text you back.

guy1: oh FUCK! Big bertha just sent me a sext!

guy2: big bertha? oh shit, what are you gonna do?

guy1: im gonna text-ject her... wait shes texting me again..oh apparently her phone is dying anway.

*****
big bertha: damn, i totally got text-jected!

by damngurldamn55 October 25, 2011

Troll-Ject

Also known as a Reject Troll. Troll-Jects are Internet trolls that are often unsuccessful in trolling or get the opposite effect.

I am not even mad, you are a complete Troll-Ject

by Sariet the Black Rose February 8, 2015

Ject

a fake swear

"Ject! I stubbed my jecting toe"

by anonymous August 22, 2023