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Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion
Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow
by Koptet April 23, 2021
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Jebutante

A jebutante (sounds like debutante) is a young woman of an aristocratic or upper-class family who has reached maturity to perform oral sex but will only take in the penile head aka Jeb End. Not yet ready to deep throat or swallow.
Chrissy is a jebutante.

Jake’s party had a lot of thots and a few jebutantes.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018
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jebuz

Homer Simpsons's pronounciation of our lord
Save me jebuz!
by Conor McCauley April 21, 2004
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Jebus Rice

Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"
Jebus Rice! My balls are so chaffed
by Cameron September 19, 2003
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Jebus

The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.
"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"
by Charlie Decker December 22, 2003
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Jebus

Ae canny waet to get mae ol patch from mae Jebus
by oldfashionedscotty July 8, 2019
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Jebuscis

"I have a Jebuscis on my team!" This explains that my teammate is a garbage squeaker that probably plays Fortnite.
by Poopy_Lagoon_69 September 16, 2019
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