family jewels

Testicles; balls; nuts etc..

Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.

by jambone nahasapeedapentalon August 8, 2003

family jewels

Man's bat and balls!

Ohhhhhh my family jewels.

by none March 6, 2004

jewels

a man's balls

"The bigger the penis, the bigger the jewels."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Family Jewels

Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.

Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

jism jewels

Classy alternate name for the male reproductive organs, or testes, that are located inside the scrotal sack, or ball-bag.

My swollen jism jewels emptied out a large volume of fuck froth via my cum cannon on to the face of my smiling wife

by Snert December 9, 2008

Mouth jewels

Mouth Jewels are another term for a mans testicles.

I kicked Randy in his mouth jewels so hard he was lifted off the ground.

by Ricochet Rabbit July 3, 2016

family jewels

A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!

i got kicked on my family jewels.

by bigmo April 9, 2005