Jebus chriss

Jebus chriss was a religion made on the "loverfella discord server" where a person known as chris called himself jebus chriss which became a religion

Koptet- Did you pray to jebus chriss last night?

Quackzz- Nope I totally forgot

Koptet- Oh no he will smite you in pvp tomorrow

by Koptet April 23, 2021

Jeebus Crisp

1. The OG
2. Son of RaShondra, created to spread the word of Crispianity around the world
3. Prophet
4. The person band kids perform ritual for

Lisa: what religion do you practice?
Chanye: crispianity
Lisa: as in jeebus crisp? The man, the myth, the prophet?
Chanye: yes, the son of RaShondra and the pride of the OG

by T2forever January 14, 2020

Jebus Rice

Something us heathen can safely say and only offend half as many people as we would have if we had actually said "Jesus Christ"

Jebus Rice! My balls are so chaffed

by Cameron September 19, 2003

Jeebus Nazi

A Christian Fundamentalist who blindly follows the whims of evangilists(who also qualify as Jeebus Nazis) into hateful bouts of discrimination, prejusice, and overall moronic behavior.

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are Jeebus Nazis, as are many of their followers.

by Jeff Chislett May 26, 2004

Jebus

The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.

"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"

by Charlie Decker December 22, 2003

Jobbus Interruptus

The sudden state of being jobless or otherwise W-2 challenged. Can often lead to FUnEMPLOYMENT.

"Hey, Jayne! I sent you an email to your work address but it bounced. What happened?"

"Ah... yes... Jobbus Interruptus, my friend. Wanna go grab a cheap beer?"

by watzamatoni December 23, 2011

Jebus

A heroic knights drug supplier

Ae canny waet to get mae ol patch from mae Jebus

by oldfashionedscotty July 8, 2019