when a girl sits down while wearing a pair of ill fitting jeans and there is a bulge in the crotch area
by thesexyginge August 22, 2008
A Jeanis is when a girl is wearing a pair of jeans, which consequently make it appear that she has a Penis. If you are a girl, and especially if you grew up in the 90's, then you have probably had at least one Jeanis in your life.
by MitchShevae July 01, 2010
A beautiful sports girl with long tanned legs, that gets stared at by guy on the athletics field. She is always happy and likes to ride the jamaican bobsled!
by Jan Willemse(cupcake) May 08, 2013
Someone who goes to a ski resort wearing jeans just to say they were up there ussualy hang in an arcade trying to hit on ski girls
by Poolov Uriene January 27, 2009
A girl who is either mega old, or named unfortunately after an old person. Gets called mean things, yet throws down when necessary.
by Cassie(: December 18, 2009
A faggot ass bitch who is a cunt ass motherfucking whore. She likes bridges as they are high to jump from. And likes tiny pp. she likes men who like horse rides. And she is a clown 🤡
by Babydug October 05, 2019
John: "Dude, it's not an erection, it's just my Jeanis."
George: "I spilled hot coffee on my crotch, luckily it didn't soak through my Jeanis."
George: "I spilled hot coffee on my crotch, luckily it didn't soak through my Jeanis."
by Thumbmaster Flex November 17, 2010