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Vigorous Jazz Hands 

When you combine foreplay into a hand job.
boii you don’t wanna catch these vigorous jazz hands xD

Restroom jazz hands 

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.
Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.

legal jazz hands 

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
legal jazz hands by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017

Japanese Jazz Hands 

When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.
Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.

voodoo jazz hands 

The act of causing another to ejaculate without their knowing.
He used id voodoo jazz hands to make me cum in my pants.
voodoo jazz hands by mwenn01 May 31, 2025

mountain view jazz hands routine 

The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.
Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.