The Numero uno. The only one. The Queen of the jungle arcade! It's when a female is so fly, so cool, so utterly in sync with the universe she has to be a Jazzie. You can only hope to get close to the amazingness that is her. And if you by chance are associated with a Jazzie, then you are truly one of this existence's lucky few people that can say they know the most dangerously coolest person in history.
*Person 1 is chewing on a chunk of asphalt*
Jazzie: Sup homeslice?
*Person 1 sprouts wings, dons a halo, and charges into a spontaneous occurring battle while playing saxophone*
Jazzie: Sup homeslice?
*Person 1 sprouts wings, dons a halo, and charges into a spontaneous occurring battle while playing saxophone*
by ThePseudoFado February 18, 2011
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A bad bitch who dont give two fucks about what people think bout her.She get what she want and she a queen even without a crown.And she has haters but they dont phase her at all.
by Issa.baddie._ July 16, 2017
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Get the Jazreel mug.1 Dark chocolate squares covered in millions (tiny little sweets). They're called snowies if they're white milk chocolate.
2 Someone who is always looking extra spectacular.
3 Another name for Tinky Winky from the teletubbies.
2 Someone who is always looking extra spectacular.
3 Another name for Tinky Winky from the teletubbies.
Example for 1
Tony Blair: George, can you gimme some more jazzies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Thnx.
Example for 2
Gwen Stefani: Hey Akon, wtf Christina MIlian is really fukin pissin me off. She thinks she's a jazzie!
Akon: wow she is!!!!!!
Example for 3:
Toddler 1: Yay! Yay! Teletubbies is on!!!! Wo ha!
Toddler 2: My favourites La la! Wat about yours?
Toddler 1: Jazzie! Jazzie! JAzzie! Jazzie!
Tony Blair: George, can you gimme some more jazzies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. Thnx.
Example for 2
Gwen Stefani: Hey Akon, wtf Christina MIlian is really fukin pissin me off. She thinks she's a jazzie!
Akon: wow she is!!!!!!
Example for 3:
Toddler 1: Yay! Yay! Teletubbies is on!!!! Wo ha!
Toddler 2: My favourites La la! Wat about yours?
Toddler 1: Jazzie! Jazzie! JAzzie! Jazzie!
by Evrythingztaken December 15, 2008
Get the Jazzies mug.A unique and intelligent girl. She's the funniest person you'll ever meet and she always puts a smile on everyone's face. She's gorgeous as hell 😍. She can beat the boys in any sport and will do it with ease. She got a big booty and every guy dreams of having her! Shes smart and will change your life for the better. She also reacts to bullshit quickly so don't test her. And know, once you lose her, you fucked up big time! You are blessed if you have a Jaziel in your life.
by anonymousbyotch November 3, 2015
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