Jaysus

Jesus's older Irish brother ,who lives in darndale.

Person1:Ahh Jesus , I spilled me pint .
(Suddenly , Jaysus appears)
Jaysus:Excuse me what did you say?
Person1: are you Jesus ?
Jaysus: fuck you

by JamesPrestage March 14, 2017

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Jewsus

The Jewish equivalent of Jesus.

"Holy crap! Jesus is walking on water!"

"No, that's Jewsus. Moron."

by Kamikaze January 7, 2004

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Jaysus Fookencroist

The savior in the Irish Catholic religion. Sometimes shortened to Jaysus

"Jaysus Fookencroist that was close!"

"What in the name of Jaysus Fookencroist is that?"

by JB_Finesse July 29, 2008

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A very hot tik toker who posts omori, furry, art and sometimes real life content. His #1 ho to person is user zztraw and they talwk verycerlel. btw he has a tentacle kink and has a gumball machine for some reason

do you know irl.jawsum ?

YES I DO HES MY FAVORRIRITETE TIK TOKER

by a drinking straw August 24, 2021

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jewsus

Racial slur to jesus and all judeo-christians and jews.

jewsus christ, the deceiver.
jewsus christ the eternal jew.

by G.Hrs. December 14, 2008

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jawsun

Jawsun is an introvert that seems scary on the outside, but once you get to know him you’ll be grateful you took the chance to let him open up. Although his obsession with legos seems a bit childish, he can be very mature when needed.

Jawsun is like a ray of sunshine that’s always there for you. I love you Jaws.

by Seeyouagain123 April 1, 2023

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