Jart

When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.

"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"

by Karl Jakob August 11, 2008

Jart

Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted

To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.

I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!

That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.

by PKmode February 21, 2013

Jart

to come at something fast. To dart and to gyrate at the same time. jart is spelled with a "J" because if spelled with a "G" it wouldn't sound the same

That seed justjarted at my forehead!

by the witty professor April 28, 2009

Jart

The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional.

Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?

Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..

by JimBobWay88 October 05, 2011

Jart

to jizz so hard you fart

Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.

by roscoe ruckspin June 06, 2008

JART

A word defining all that is powerful in the world... set around four specific individuals who pair up to conquer all.

Quaneesha: AWW MAH LAWWDAAAY!! MAH HIZZOUSE BE'S ON FIYAH!! HALP MAH!! HALP MAH!!
John: Oh no! Calm down, Quaneesha, I'll just signal the JART to help you, I know they are doing a gig tonight, but they'll drop their awesomeness music to help a friend in need!
Quaneesha: WHO DA FUCK IS DA JART?
John: Only the best musical talents/crime fighting mech in the universe!
Quaneesha: AWWW DAYAM, tell dem to hurrrrrrry den, mah pitbullz be burrrnin alive in mah crib!

by TheOrangeKrushOne March 26, 2004

Jart

Combination of a jump and dart

The car just jarted in front of me.

by Dirty welty March 27, 2018