Jareding

When you fuck up something beyond belief.

Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.

by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010

Jardine

An ultimate upset usually resulting in embarrassment. It can occur at any given time or place and must be immediately identified by pointing and saying "JARDINE". Named after Keith Jardine following his knockout loss to Houston Alexander at UFC 71.

Kevin and Jeffery walk up to an ice cream stand. Jeffery orders two scoops of butter pecan. Kevin tries to to top his friends purchase buy ordering 3 scoops of moose tracks. As they are turning to walk away Kevin's top two scoops fall to the ground and he is left with only one. Jeffery immediately points and shouts "JARDINE" and Kevin ducks his head embarrassed.

by DeucieColeman December 31, 2011

Jeroding

An act of being super high and losing your senses

Signs of Jeroding -

1.Making weird animal like sounds without any reason

2.Doing unexplainable actions e.g humping your friend's leg, hugging a chair etc.

3.Fucking up your own life

WTF MAN he just humped that freakin humped that wall. Now he is making bird sounds. Damn he jerods good.

SAY IT WITH ME KEEEEEEDS JEROD.STOP.JERODING

by Dicxo April 11, 2013

Jareding

To be a Jared

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs

by JacenDinne April 3, 2019

kennedy jardine

Macy Morris' girlfriend.

My favourite tik toker is kennedy jardine

by kyrstal February 10, 2021

Jardine

Dat bitch be ginger.

Have you seen Jardine today?
What dat ginger bitch?

by Mischeif managed July 21, 2011

Jaromined

The act of deliberately and loudly being shown the proper and correct way to do anything menial that you would otherwise not understand on your own.

Jesus: "Wow, my father just created the heavens for all his eternal glory to enjoy."

Abraham: "Yea, wow, well my dad just polished his riiiiiig and it's sweet."

Rasheed: "Damn Son, you just got jaromined!"

by SiddharthaShah April 3, 2010