jap's eye jockey

An offensive name used to describe a male with homosexual tendencies in the United kingdom. Alternatives include arse bandit and jobbie jabber. Also see jap's eye

That guy over there is a Jap's eye Jockey.

by Recci91 September 13, 2011

Double Jap's Eye

The rare occurrence where only the skin of middle part of your jap's eye sticks together. When you pee, two streams come out creating the illusion of a double jap's eye.

Dude I finally got a double jap's eye, it went everywhere!

by abbott_j May 18, 2010

jap's eye

the slit of the penis that resembles an asian mans eye. Out of this slit urine and semen is secreted.

I have a well bad rash on my jap's eye

by Enormously Gifted September 25, 2003

jap's eye

Right there on the top of your dick. Out of it comes come and piss.

Aimed his jap's eye right at her throat and gave her a pearl necklace.

by Dick Splash November 8, 2003

jap's eye

the slit that blokes piss and cum out of on the end of their cock

I'm gonna shove a red hot needle down ya jap's eye

by DiGeneral April 4, 2003

Magic jap’s eye

Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity

Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing

by Lumberjack88 November 5, 2018

Jap's Eye

Coarse slang. The external opening to the male urethra; the slit-like hole at the top of a man's penis; the meatus. urethra, meatus

The soap caused a stinging sensation in his jap's eye.

by Iris Vant November 23, 2016