Jandiandi

Jandiandi is a virgin with a very small penis. He think girls are something to eat.

Girl: Do you wanna meet me.
Jandiandi: What's your leagues of legends rank?

by Maxwithbigdick May 12, 2020

Jancu

Something fat, or just nasty.

That shit is jancu.
That woman big like jancu... whoa.

by FatgirlH8R November 20, 2003

Jandal

n. ubiquitous New Zealand rubber sandal.
Equivalent to the Australian Thong,
UK/US Flip Flop

"I'd wear ya Jandals mate, the showers are pretty chancreous"

by Dan Towse August 16, 2004

Jandy

When something is complete and utter perfection to the point that it makes you want to dance with a bottle of fireball and a jug of Purex in each hand. Legend has it the origins of Jandy can be traced to the southeastern region of Mexico.

"Hey Colin, you see that baby Brazilian tapir (or pudú) over yonder? How Jandy!"
"Oh you're going to see Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"Oh you fucked Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"When I get home I'm gonna make the jandiest plate of perogies!"
"Spencer, your sandals smell like bear semen!" *Dustin throws Spencer's sandals out the car window while driving through Smallville* "Gee golly, thanks for jandying up the situation Dustin!"

by If I Had Twitter July 17, 2016

Jand

Nigerian word referring to England and london.

" I'm on vacation in jand(england)"

"I'm schooling in Jand"

by Tuade November 12, 2007

jankum

jankum is when you take a somewhat large crap and put it in a bottle with a balloon on top and after a few days of extreme heat sniff in the gas' that have accumulated in the balloon go into a state of being high

Jim "yo dude i just took in three balloon-fulls of jankum and im so high right know." Kyle "get out of my face thats disgusting bro"

by dangle my eggo January 30, 2009

jandal

n. type of footwear (New Zealand use)
see also flip flop

"those are some mighty fine jandals mate"

by Pete January 20, 2004