jago

a person whu makes up fake urban dictionary posts abut themself to make it look like they are beeing atacced. we no its u. stop.
"we all know its u jago."
by cool-fortnite_XD March 06, 2019
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The noun used by Godzilla and his friends when addressing the

English (or Americans) while playing poker.
The word was coined when Hedorah complained about the rigged deck.

"Godddamn those friggin' Jagos!"
by Mr. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ September 11, 2011
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when u fart in a box and it smells like a rotten apple
by TigerJuice1234 October 22, 2018
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To insert into ones anus
He sure give him a good ol jago
by Bob April 30, 2004
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Jago

Noun. A great pain in ones rectum.

For example caused by hemoroids, heavy duty buttsex, rape, or an abousing father.
A matter of course is that the victim becomses handicapped and is unable to run, sit, climb, having more hardcore buttsex, and bicycling.
"Damn I fell on a rock yesteday and now my anus is in excrusiating pain!"
"Holy fuck - I think you've got yourself a Jago"
by Juggernaut hoo-ha May 13, 2009
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He who is about to die
1. A character in games or movies who is completely expendable. e.g Bullet fodder/ cannon fodder /sword fodder

2.No chance of living and absolutely destined to die

3. (for star trek) the guard who goes down to planet with Captian Kirk and dies horribly. (can always be fondly refered to as a jago)
by Suicidal llama September 23, 2010
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Then i found a tenner! jago
by oracle March 13, 2004
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