jacob statorious

A Little shit who makes stupid lip-synching videos and bites his lip flexes shit he doesn't have

Molly: yeah hey do you know who Jacob Statorious is

Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again

jacob statorious by Brhtszch June 2, 2016

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Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

Jacob Sartorius by Nikelala June 13, 2016

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Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.

Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

Jacob Sartorius by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016

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Jacob Sartorious

Also know as Gaycob Saggytitties, this young 13-14 boy is a famous musical.ly star,and also on many more apps. He looks like a"elf" to most people, and is a fuckboy, in the verge of becoming a prostitute secretly. He has only admitted to close close friends and family,that he is gay. All the girls he has been with has only been to boost popularity, and he does take some pleasure in it {maybe he is bisexual}. If you are a fangirl, you better go to the North-Pole to get your elf.

"Oh my god,it Jacob Sartorious!" "You mean that elf 'Gaycob Saggytitties'"

Jacob Sartorious by Reality/Truth December 25, 2016