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e-jaculation

a diatribe often launched by those who don't take ecstacy slating those who do because they don't realise that it's all a matter of choice and neither one decision nor the other is superior
that boring fucker just e-jaculated all over me
by Bob December 11, 2003
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pantsy jaculation

Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.

Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.

"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.

"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
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Jackitation

Hey Becky, I just had jackitation!
by Mariah 69 December 30, 2020
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Hackusation

When a toxic player in a game accuses someone (falsely) of cheating.

Plural: Hackusations
Example: TF2 snipers
p1: *snipes player 2 from across map*
p2: HAX HAX HAX
p1: Wheres your proof i was hacking
p2: YOU SHOT ME FROM ACROSS THE MAP
p1: Basic hackusation, you were standing completely still
by TheDudeig#1883 July 21, 2021
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Jackalation

An all round poes of a guy who loves the attention of kids
Jackalation was arrested in a red van for trying to lure children in with sweets. Also lives in ballito
by Bronze Boy September 28, 2021
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lackusation

Refers to where someone claims dat you are inferior in some way.
Before you make a lackusation about someone, you should first not only examine his life to see if there might be legitimate/unavoidable reasons for his shortfall, but also take a serious gander at your OWN performance, strengths and weaknesses, etc., to see if you yourself could reasonably have managed significantly better than the dude you're dissatisfied with is doing.
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
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packusation

Claim dat someone has an issue with efficiently/safely stuffing items into a storage/transport container.
In his sportsman-based comedy tale, "The MFFFF", da out-of-shape Pat McManus suggests adding rocks to a more-physically-fit hiker's bookbag to slow him down enough for your porky weak-muscled self to puffingly keep up with him. I would not do this for two reasons: first, it's not being very nice to your travel-buddy, and he might lob angry verbal packusations at you if he discovered said granite lumps in among his belongings!
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
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