Jocktard

A high school or college "scholar athlete", usually male, who plays football or other high profile sport(s), and is severely deficient in any academic pursuits. Jocktard is conjugated from jock and retard, referring to the popularity of the student and his underlying lack of mental capabilities. These people are usually in special ed or remediation classes, not due to diagnosed handicap, but to insure they are eligible to play. They often have violent tendencies, including threatening death to non-jocktards that are unimpressed by their physical achievements. Noted enemies of hippies, emo kids, and bandies.

Jocktard Cody-(to student) "all i know is u better not come home...u faggot ass bitch."
Sister of student, now ROFL-"all i know is...he summed it up right there.

by saracinis December 27, 2007

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

jackard

jackard is simply another term to call someone a jackass or an idiot.

Quinn is a big fucking jackard, because he thinks my definiton is not "clever and witty" enough, when really, I couldn't care less, because it doesn't need to be clever and witty, it just needs to explain the fucking word.

by Reba Mac October 8, 2006

Jackyard

A place where you can go and jerk it with some studly lads, lasses, laxxes, and laxs. San Diego's is the most famous, although Tuscon has one that gets you abosolutely TURNT too. If you're lucky you'll meet a lonely and supreme jacker who will tell you "WELCOME to insert city here IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE", should this happen, do not refuse as you'll waste the best opportunity of your life. Most have a public restroom sign on them which lets you know you're in for one hell of a time. It's not considered cheating by almost 12% (just under 1 in 8) of people to visit a jackyard for a day or less even whilst in a committed relationship. In a Jackyard everyone is legally single.

Known in some archaic parts of Appalachia as a Goonmill, but around the world the vernacular term is Jackyard

Ex1: Person 1: Ugh where can I go jerk it with some people of questionable character?

Person 2: Under the overpass on I-95 there's one hell of a Jackyard.

Ex2: Person 1: Babe why didn't you pick up our daughter at school for three hours? She was scared out of her mind!
Person 2: You should've seen how scared I was at our town's Jackyard #8 for the past 5 hours, which just under one in eight people would NOT consider cheating!

Ex3: Person 1: WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO, IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE
Person 2: FUCK YES!!!!

by Sneed d'Elaine May 25, 2023

jacktrack

An inspirational soundtrack for one to use as a masterbatory aid.

I lit some candles and incense and put on some Sade to get my jacktrack rollin'.

by JoesephBloseph December 14, 2009

jackaroo

1. An extremely attractive male one would flirt or "mac on"
2. The male equivilant of a "biddie"
3. Prime male macking subject
4. Opposite of a jillaroo

Girl #1: Hey Rachel, check out those mad jackaroos
Girl #2: Yeah Kaitlin, they're wickid hott!!!

by lkayr894e7ro374co3724 February 13, 2009

Jackarse

English, Leicester-based, group of students pitting their bodies against pain for the thrill and the enjoyment. A Jackass inspired stunt team with trademark examples such as a short man in a cardboard box on a skateboard pushed down a hill.

Jackarse rules, those Americans can't touch this.

by Short Man November 7, 2005