Jackstain

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.

"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."

by Shawna123 September 2, 2005

jockstrap

protective underwear for a guy. looks like briefs with no backing. holds up the balls and penis so that there's no discomfort during sports or working out.

i wear a jockstrap when i play basketball
that guy has such a small package i bet he doesn't need a jockstrap.

by dave August 5, 2003

jockstrap masochism

What sporting men often willingly endure to protect their highly treasured junk.

That particular cup caused me the most distress although my jockstrap masochism is something I’ve always worn like a man.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

jackstack

A large stack of porngraphic magazines that one would use to masturbate to or jack-off to.

My girlfriend found my jackstack and wants me to add some lesbian magazines to it.

by Dan Brooks December 23, 2007

backstrap

billin a zoot/splif /j wateva u wanna call it with only one layer of paper around

i jus bunn the pengest backstrap

by horny af rn October 15, 2018

Jacksnap

noun. A person who is a jackass and subconsciously knows that they are acting in that manner!

Look at that man over there yelling! What a Jacksnap!

by mystical_luna13 September 12, 2009

jackrape

1. the act of jacking someone for their shit then raping them.
2. The act of violently approaching someone, pulling their dick out and jacking them off unwillingly.

Jackrape is a fucking funny word.

by Some Shithead January 27, 2008